What a girl really want to hear

Girl: Can I ask you a few question?
Boy : Sure!
Girl: And please be honest.
Have I ever crossed your mind?
Boy : No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy : No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy : No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy : No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy : No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy : No.
Girl: Choose me or your life?
Boy : My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain.
The boy runs after her and says:

"The reason why you never cross my mind is because you are always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason why I choose my life is because you are my life..."